Release the Lions
That's me sitting in the front row near the stairs to the left of center. I've been watching the stage for some time now and I am not being entertained. Perhaps a few wild animals should be added, just for authenticity ...
Showtime
An ancient Ephesian waits for the entertainment to begin. Judging from the attendance, it's probably a Blue Jays - Marlins game. The ancient wristwatch would be expected to have Roman numerals.